Total Medals Earned: 803 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,675 Points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 7/9 (300/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Collect more than 100 diamonds
Dash more than 100 times
Launch more than 20 rockets
Beat the game
Complete levels 3-10 and 12-15 without killing enemies
Finish the game without dying
Medals Earned: 4/17 (25/495 points)
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (45/80 points)
Complete the first wave.
Kill your first enemy.
Use the SuperShield special attack for the first time.
Survive 5 Waves
Reach maximum health level.
Reach maximum power/special attacks level.
Use a special wind attack for the first time.
Survive 15 waves
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/165 points)
90% or more in perception
85% or above in coordination
87% or more in reactions
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Get someone naked!
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (150/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
